scifi-fantasy-horror:

Dwarf lord by DavidGaillet

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

lolweed:

this nigga is hackysacking smoke. 

lolweed:

this nigga is hackysacking smoke. 

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

gifak-net:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

gifak-net:

Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

An awesome fuck-ton of realist hair references (per request).

[From various sources.]

musicsunlovedreams:

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

I’m crying I love puns so much

rosalarian:

lemonteaflower:

a continuation of this

MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not. 

Somebody make this cartoon. I would watch every episode. It would be my favorite show.

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

blackfrostshenanigans:

BUT THEN THERE’S THIS DORK

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

shslequius:

iguanamouth:

people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey

i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan

Alice Ellis