dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
this nigga is hackysacking smoke.
science are u ok
Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,
Everyone knows once you make it upstairs youre safe
An awesome fuck-ton of realist hair references (per request).
[From various sources.]
very fucking punny you shits
with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.
I’m crying I love puns so much
a continuation of this.
MISS OFFICER AND MR TRUFFLES coming soon this Summer maybe not.
Somebody make this cartoon. I would watch every episode. It would be my favorite show.
There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
BUT THEN THERE’S THIS DORK
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange