that smells like books
if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via radagast57bby)
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
“we’re gonna fucking die”
aint he a water type tho lol
"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"
(Source: mewtwos, via radagast57bby)
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
(Source: vidarianvivisepulture, via my-funnyblog)
Radagast, this is the kind of power Beron has :)
(Source: tfloeagle, via anime-expertss)
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
(Source: pokec0re, via ruinedchildhood)